President's Page

June 28, 2010

Great news! Prohillbilly.com's membership is continuing to climb and our member's-only sight is nearly ready to launch. We're adding in some finishing touches and hope to have the full site up and running by July Fourth, our Independence Day.

Our Facebook membership needs some additions so we're asking all of the members to get on Facebook and become a Prohillbilly fan.

When I started The Professional Hillbilly Association of America back in 2002, I thought this would be fun and I haven't been disappointed. However, I never thought it would be as much work as it has been. I've got girls coming to the mansion to use the tanning bed at all hours. I had to build a second photo studio at the mansion and am looking to take on an apprentice photographer. Since I don't have a full time pool girl, I have had to clean the pool myself on several occasions. Now, I'm looking at buying a limo to haul the girls around to Prohillbilly events. I love my caddy but it will only hold 4 girls and that's just not enough room these days. "I'm under a lot of pressure!"

Both of my Vice Presidents are working overtime to keep up with the workload and without the help of some contributing hillbillies we wouldn't be able to get all of the things that we need done. One of our contributors "Starvin' Larry" caught an Ohio State record Muskie in June, 51 inches of pure fightin' fish. While he becomes famous in the fishing world, you can read his articles in Survival 2010. This guy not only catches fish better than most, he's a no B.S. survivalist. Read his articles and they may save your ass someday.

We've been really busy and haven't done a great job of keeping up the PHB Events. In July we'll get back on track so you can see what's coming up.

We also want to thank all of the members for their support. Your support helps to keep this enterprise afloat. More members, more girls, and more events. Don't forget to support the troops, www.woundedwarriorproject.org is a great organization with plenty of ways to participate.

OK it's time to get real serious. Midterm elections will be here before you know it and this congress deserves to be thrown out. Where do we start, well we need to start with a clean slate.

Vote Everyone of Them Out

Prohillbilly's opinion is simple this is the congress that got us into this mess and none of them deserve to keep their jobs. So VETO congress.

Debt and deficit, sounds like the name of a bad book but it's going to be the demise of our freedom and prosperity. We are at a critical juncture if we don't start turning this thing around and soon, it will be to late and the collapse of our economy will make greece's problems look like a mild case of poison ivy. So VETO congress.

Mismanagement and misdirected, these are not titles bestowed upon a hillbilly girl like Miss Prohillbilly, these are the current themes of our congress. OK, let's bail out wall street and the banking system, let's bail out Greece and give loads of money to Africa, but, we don't want to extend unemployment for American citizens. Let me restate that, while our government is busy bailing out huge corporations and other governments, it won't extend unemployment to help out a guy who lost his job because of the companies the government is bailing out. So VETO congress.

What caused our current economic problems? Laws that congress passed and the lack of congressional oversight. Now, these same bastards won't help out the people they put out of work! So VETO congress

In November, remember to VETO congress (Vote Everyone of Them Out)